I’m pretty efficient!
Hahah, that’s fair. I’m not a fan of Seinfeld (gasp!), but I have actually seen that episode - I suppose you are right.
How many times it is appropriate to say “WHAT?” before you just nod and smile because you still didn’t hear or understand a word of what someone just said?
Shirts get dirty.
Underwear gets dirty.
Pants never get dirty and you can wear them forever.